February 2006

Don't get too exited playing pool!

24 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 1

This morning on the K94.5 radio show, they were taking calls about "injuries while playing non contact games".

One lady called and said that her and her husband were playing Boggle and she won three games in a row, and he called her a "bad" name by accident.

Then another lady calls and she told this story : She had been playing pool for three months, and she finally won a game. She was so exited she started to jump up and down, shoved the cue up her nose, and had to go to the hospital to have the tip removed. LOL!!!!

Don't get too exited playing pool!

24 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 1

This morning on the K94.5 radio show, they were taking calls about "injuries while playing non contact games".

One lady called and said that her and her husband were playing Boggle and she won three games in a row, and he called her a "bad" name by accident.

Then another lady calls and she told this story : She had been playing pool for three months, and she finally won a game. She was so exited she started to jump up and down, shoved the cue up her nose, and had to go to the hospital to have the tip removed. LOL!!!!

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?

24 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 5

Did you notice my updated ticker ? Did you ? Did you ? Wahoo! I have officially lost 1 pound more than I lost on Weight Watchers last year, and I did it in half the amount of time! *Snoopy Dance*. (We won't mention the fact that I started this year at 17 heavier than last year.) I should write my own friggin weight loss book and become a millionnaire. Frig that. A billionnaire, or a zillionnaire!! What would I do if I were a zillionnaire ? First, I'd hire a professional pooper scooper.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?

24 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 5

Did you notice my updated ticker ? Did you ? Did you ? Wahoo! I have officially lost 1 pound more than I lost on Weight Watchers last year, and I did it in half the amount of time! *Snoopy Dance*. (We won't mention the fact that I started this year at 17 heavier than last year.) I should write my own friggin weight loss book and become a millionnaire. Frig that. A billionnaire, or a zillionnaire!! What would I do if I were a zillionnaire ? First, I'd hire a professional pooper scooper.

"Nancy looks like"

23 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 0

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.

1. Nancy looks like a dazed Nixon daughter trapped in a Haight Street Summer of Love Love-In. (What is a love love-in ?)

2. Nancy looks like she was molded from plastic, but she doesn't act like it. (Rubber maybe...)

3. Nancy looks like she's been frozen in time, and Hillary is giving out with one of her patented forced smiles. (I am pretty cold right now..)

"Nancy looks like"

23 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 0

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.

1. Nancy looks like a dazed Nixon daughter trapped in a Haight Street Summer of Love Love-In. (What is a love love-in ?)

2. Nancy looks like she was molded from plastic, but she doesn't act like it. (Rubber maybe...)

3. Nancy looks like she's been frozen in time, and Hillary is giving out with one of her patented forced smiles. (I am pretty cold right now..)

Frosty trees in the morning sun

23 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 2

It is just gorgeous outside. Now that the weird fog has cleared up, the sky is blue, the sun is shining and the frost covered trees are breathtaking. I was tearing up looking at the beautiful scenery this morning. I'm a dork like that. I am dying just to go home to grab my new camera and go take amazing pictures. Not because I'm an amazing photographer (yet), but because the winter scenery is just gorgeous. Alas, here I am at the office, sitting at my desk, rotting under the fluorescent lighting.

Frosty trees in the morning sun

23 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 2

It is just gorgeous outside. Now that the weird fog has cleared up, the sky is blue, the sun is shining and the frost covered trees are breathtaking. I was tearing up looking at the beautiful scenery this morning. I'm a dork like that. I am dying just to go home to grab my new camera and go take amazing pictures. Not because I'm an amazing photographer (yet), but because the winter scenery is just gorgeous. Alas, here I am at the office, sitting at my desk, rotting under the fluorescent lighting.

EWwwww!

22 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 0

A seventh-grade student in New Tampa, FL, compared the water in fast food restaurants' toilets to the water used in their drinks-ice and concluded that the ice was higher in bacteria than the toilets. 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts won her school science fair for her research and hopes to win the county prize this week.

"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."

EWwwww!

22 February 2006 By crazymrsnancy2 0

A seventh-grade student in New Tampa, FL, compared the water in fast food restaurants' toilets to the water used in their drinks-ice and concluded that the ice was higher in bacteria than the toilets. 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts won her school science fair for her research and hopes to win the county prize this week.

"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."