January 2007

Piss me off

Blarg. I'm so mad at the world in general. WHY do I have to have bronchitis right now? Couldn't it wait until next week?

I'm so effin sick :-s

Of course tomorrow is a super busy day, I'm supposed to drive to Fredericton and Steph's supposed to go to the hospital in the morning. But I have a 102.1 fever, my face is full of cement and my nose is on fire. I have coughed so much that my abs hurt like hell. When I cough I sound like a seal. So I so don't know what to do... postpone the Fredericton thing or what... but it would ahve worked so well tomorrow. argh. Sorry Tina and Sophie if you're reading this, I've been whining to them all day long hehe.

Um.... Guess what ?

A Riddle...

What/who has driven me completely nuts in the past, and has momentarily lifted my spirits today and rendered me in total hysterics ?
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Give up ?

It's Smenita!! OMG This blog is entirely dedicated to the evil witch. ROTFL!!

Most of these were just guesses though...

You know the Bible 64%!

Fo' shizzle my nizzle!!!!

So one of our local radio stations was having a contest where the big prize was "You and 11 of your friends get the "Blue Carpet Treatment" at the Snoop Dogg concert on January 31st." Which is a second smaller stage, set up right near THE stage, that those 12 people

Mature coworkers - Part IV

After the referring to my lunch salad as my 'garden', and the many episodes of Banana harrassment, I present to you "The urine sample" aka my water bottle with lipton green tea & mandarin powder mixed in. *rolls eyes*

More on resolutions/goals

I was thinking about my resolutions. Is there a record for the most reccuring resolution ever? I've had "Lose Weight" on the very top of my New Year's resolutions list every single year since I was about 8 years old. Crazy. So I was thinking... if I had to think of 2007 resolutions/goals that actually sound fun and aren't depressing they would be:

My car hates me.... or do I hate my car?

Well guess where I was this morning? My car apparently missed his home - the Saturn dealership. When we got in the car this morning the rearview mirror was on the floor. Sigh. Yeah, the one that's normally hanging in the windshield. It's VERY weird to drive with no rearview mirror. The glue holding it there probably froze. I know it's minus 37 degrees Celcius today, but come on!!! Either tell me that my car isn't made for Atlantic Canadian winters BEFORE I buy it from your Atlantic Canadian dealership, or pay for my move to Florida. Seriously.