Nancy vs The Fruit Fly

It was past 5pm on Friday afternoon, and I was still at work, trying to update the photo album on our website. This photo, specifically. The photo wouldn't show up on the live site, and it took me a long while to realize that the reason was because the server wouldn't accept the "#" that was in the photo's file name. GAH! 

So you can imagine how annoying that little fruit fly was to me, when it appeared out of nowhere and starting to pester me. I was swatting at it, I tried to smash it on my desk, that effing little fruit fly. Then all of a sudden, I realized that the little fruit had flown away. Yesss. "And don't come back!

Music was blasting in my ears, my head was bobbing, I was chewing my gum to the rhythm, concentrating on trying to find the effing html problem. I dismissed the thought as crazy at first. It seemed to me, like my gum had started tasting like mold! How can my gum taste like mold? It must be because I'm tired. But the strange mold taste only intensified. I spit my gum in my hand and there it was. That fucking little fruit fly, dead in my gum!!  

1. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! 

2. Huh. Who knew that fruit flies taste like mold?

5 comments on Nancy vs The Fruit Fly

  1. Gross!!!! haha! I feel for you, but so glad it wasn't me. I think I'd gag.

    Posted by Krista McIntosh (not verified) on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 13:51
  2. LOL!!

    Posted by Jenn (not verified) on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 16:49
  3. So, no "fruit fly" flavored ice cream, then? LOL

    Psst...new blog post..including pictures! ;)

    Posted by RoseAnn (not verified) on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 15:42
  4. OMG...this has happened to me! Except it was a mosquito. Ew!

    Posted by Lisa (not verified) on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 10:43
  5. Eww and LOL.

    Posted by Soph (not verified) on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 06:16
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