.. But since Tina already humiliated herself, the least I could do is post an embarrassing story of my own. Although there is NO WAY I can beat a poop story! Maybe I could make it an embarrassing combo. Supersized.
Part I :
Hey I never agreed to this contest...
.. But since Tina already humiliated herself, the least I could do is post an embarrassing story of my own. Although there is NO WAY I can beat a poop story! Maybe I could make it an embarrassing combo. Supersized.
Part I :
2 years, 4 months and 7 days....
Approximately 850 cups of coffee ago. (So that Heather can get an idea :P) That is how long we've been married. Why am I thinking about this now ? Well I was just reading and replied to a proposal story thread on one of my favorite boards. So I thought I'd also share the story here, for those of you who have not heard this story too many times yet.
2 years, 4 months and 7 days....
Approximately 850 cups of coffee ago. (So that Heather can get an idea :P) That is how long we've been married. Why am I thinking about this now ? Well I was just reading and replied to a proposal story thread on one of my favorite boards. So I thought I'd also share the story here, for those of you who have not heard this story too many times yet.
Smells like mustard..
It might be my husband sitting beside me eating a huge baguette sandwich at 12h30am. You might find that odd... gluttony in the early hours of a week night. I assure you that this is definitely not today's oddest thing. Oh no.
Smells like mustard..
It might be my husband sitting beside me eating a huge baguette sandwich at 12h30am. You might find that odd... gluttony in the early hours of a week night. I assure you that this is definitely not today's oddest thing. Oh no.
My sincerest apologies to Tina the Llama...
LOL Tina have you watched Napoleon Dynamite ? He has a llama named Tina who likes to eat lasagna. Anyways, I'm not apologizing to the llama for real, I'm apologizing to another curly Tina. The Tina who's boobs I'm jealous of.
My sincerest apologies to Tina the Llama...
LOL Tina have you watched Napoleon Dynamite ? He has a llama named Tina who likes to eat lasagna. Anyways, I'm not apologizing to the llama for real, I'm apologizing to another curly Tina. The Tina who's boobs I'm jealous of.
Not really a day of rest...
I can't believe how productive I was today. Maybe it's all the sleeping yesterday. I haven't seen the house this clean in a while it seems. And it reminded me to call for a new house cleaner tomorrow. I love organizing things and cleaning up clutter... but I despise cleaning the bathroom and doing the floors. yuck! It seems like the stand up shower is not big enough for my big ass to clean it effortlessly. It's like an olympic effort to scrub the bottom of the shower. Plus when I do the floors and bathroom my hand goes numb for 2-3 days after.
Not really a day of rest...
I can't believe how productive I was today. Maybe it's all the sleeping yesterday. I haven't seen the house this clean in a while it seems. And it reminded me to call for a new house cleaner tomorrow. I love organizing things and cleaning up clutter... but I despise cleaning the bathroom and doing the floors. yuck! It seems like the stand up shower is not big enough for my big ass to clean it effortlessly. It's like an olympic effort to scrub the bottom of the shower. Plus when I do the floors and bathroom my hand goes numb for 2-3 days after.